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Joey: These little women. Wow! Chandler: Your liking it, huh?
Joey: Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jo's manuscript. I don't see how he could ever forgive her....
Joey: (to Monica) Hey, how much will you give me to eat this whole jar of olives?
Monica: I won't give you anything, but you'll owe me 2....
Joey: So Pheebs what's this guy like? Phoebe
Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied?
I'm going down to the Xerox place. Monica: Oh, no thanks....
Monica: So you had fun, huh? Phoebe: Yeah. Except for, y'know when you're on a date and you're getting along really great but the guy's translator keeps getting in the way.
Monica: No. ...
Chandler: Hey, y'know what, maybe we should get going.
I mean what time did Chloe say we should be there?...
Rachel: You had no right coming down to my office, Ross.
You do not bring a picnic basket to somebody's work!...
Chloe: [seeing Ross enter] Hey, it's the dinosaur guy.
[runs over to Ross] Hi, Ross. Ross: Oh, hi Chloe....
Monica: Oh, and I can also speak a little French. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
(Mischa laughs) Why? What did I say? Mischa: Well, you just asked if I wanted to go to bed with you tonight....
Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please.
[Behind the menu] What are you doing? Monica: Well, I was having a conversation....

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