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Phoebe: Okay, Monica's are the biggest. Monica: These tiny, little non-breasts?
! Please, it's gotta be Rachel. Rachel...
Phoebe: Okay. [She puts the car in gear. The car moves a few feet and sputters to a stop.
] Phoebe: Oh, no! Rachel: What, what's it, what's going on?...
Phoebe: Do you at least know what route we're on? Rachel
Yeah, we are definitely on Route 27. Phoebe: Okay....
Joey is making a sign on the ground out of sticks] Joey
Okay, done. Monica: [reading the sign] What's "PLEH"?...
Ross: [sarcastic] Oh please, can't I come to your special, magical cabin?
Rachel: Why would you even want to come Ross? You're a horrible skier....
Ross: All we're saying is don't rush into anything.
Joey: Yeah, come on, think about it. You're 18, okay?...
Pete: ...so y'know, that's why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy.
Y'know, so you could be like-like, "Wash my car!", "Clean my room!...
Joey: [entering, dancing and singing] Oh mommie, oh daddie, I am a big old baddie!
Oh mommie, oh daddie, I am a big old baddie! [He dances around the dinner table and exits] Ro...
Kate: That info-mercial! For the milk carton spout thing!
You're.. you're.. you're the guy that doesn't know how to pour milk!...
Rachel: I mean I think I'd say no to anybody right now.
Oh, but it was so strange....

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