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• Look, just give me some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with you.
  -- Homer bargains a cheap price to his inner peace, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.
  -- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jome...
• Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
  -- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• That Simpson, he thinks he's the pope of chili town.
  -- Wiggum, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Wiggum: Look at all them hot pants. Lenny: Hey, who likes short shorts?
  Crowd: [chanting] We like short shorts!...
• I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.
  -- Moe, on his relationship to Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Coyote: Clarity is the path to inner peace. Home
  Well, what should I do? Should I meditate? Should I get rid of all my possessions?...
• Well, Chief, don't quit your day job... Whatever that is.
  -- Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Hey, buddy! Get back there with the other rocks!
  -- Homer's attempt to domesticate rocks, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...