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• Wiggum: Hey, everybody, look who's back. It's the biiig baby.
  [childlike] Oh, dis porridge is too hot! Oh, wah-wah-wah!...
• Bart: Hey look! Is that dad? Lisa: Either that, or Batman's really let himself go.
  -- You mean he looks like Adam West? "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• That Simpson, he thinks he's the pope of chili town.
  -- Wiggum, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Look, just gimme some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with ya!
  -- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Hey, buddy! Get back there with the other rocks!
  -- Homer's attempt to domesticate rocks, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• McAllister: Jonathan Livingston Seagull! We're on a collision course!
  Hard a-starboard! Sailor: [just checking] Uh, port?...
• They say he carved it himself... from a bigger spoon.
  -- Lenny narrates the spoon legend, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• McAllister: Arr, matey. Nary a warning light to be seen.
  'Tis clear sailing ahead for our precious cargo....
• Homer: Oh, Marge! [chanting] We're number one! We're number one!
  In your face, space coyote! Marge: [sotto voce] Space coyote?...