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• Lisa: Dad? Homer: Yes, honey? Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
  Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious talk....
• Homer: I'm going to have to shut it down myself. Fat, don't fail me now!
  [jumps in car; tires blow out] D'oh!...
• Homer: Hey, buddy, you got to let me in your car -- Vendo
  [frightened] Take anything you want, man! Take it all!...
• Marge: I would love you if you weighed 1,000 pounds but .
  .. Homer: Beautiful. G'night. King-Size Home...
• Pfft. Now you tell me.
• Homer: "Vent radioactive gas?" [types] Y E S. "Sound alertness horn?
  Y E S. [it sounds in the distance] "Decalcify calcium ducts?...
• I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu.
  -- Homer Simpson King-Size Home...
• his hat tumble-dries to a stop]} Homer: {[putting it on] Mmm, I _can_ feel three kinds of softness.
  } Lisa: {Dad, what are you doing down there?} Home...
• Announcer: We now return to "Search for the Son". Woma
  According to Daddy's will, _I_ inherit the entire plantation....