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  Pffft, English. Who needs that. I'm never going to England. -- "The Way We Wa...
• Homer: Oh...I don't have a friend in the world. Moe
  [outside] Let us through! Barney: [outside] ...Homer's true friends!...
• Barney: [bell rings] Oh no, we're late for wood shop!
  Homer: But... we're early for lunch! Let's go grab a burger....
• Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
  Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...
• Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
  Look at the way they admire and adore him....
• Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
  I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• he doorbell rings] Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma, hide!
  [Marge closes the curtains] [someone pounds on the door, then manages to open it] Abe...
• Barney: Hey, Estelle? Will you go to the prom with me?
  Estelle: I wouldn't go to the prom with you if you were Elliot Gould!...