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  Homer: It's my metaba-ma-lism. I guess I'm just one of the lucky ones. The Way We Wa...
• Barney: Hey, Estelle? Will you go to the prom with me?
  Estelle: I wouldn't go to the prom with you if you were Elliot Gould!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Barney: Hey, Homer, you're late for English! Home
  Pffft, English. Who needs that. I'm never going to England. -- "The Way We Wa...
• Ned: Whatcha diddely-doin', neighbor? Homer: Aw, putting speed holes in my car.
  Makes it go faster. Ned: Is that so? Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use some -- [a shot rings out] aah!...
• Barney: Aw, Moe, we were saved by a sissy. Moe: Yeah, yeah, we'll never live it down.
  Oh, boy, it looks like it's suicide again for me....
• Mulder: All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the night you saw this alien.
  Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon....
• D'oh! English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
  Come on, let's smoke. -- Homer Simpson, talking Barney into cutting class The Way We Wa...
• Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
  Um...I think we'll find we have very little in common....