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• D'oh! English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
  Come on, let's smoke. -- Homer Simpson, talking Barney into cutting class The Way We Wa...
• Barney: Hey, Estelle? Will you go to the prom with me?
  Estelle: I wouldn't go to the prom with you if you were Elliot Gould!...
• Barney: [bell rings] Oh no, we're late for wood shop!
  Homer: But... we're early for lunch! Let's go grab a burger....
• Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
  Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...
• Barney: Boy, you never stop eating and you don't gain a pound.
  Homer: It's my metaba-ma-lism. I guess I'm just one of the lucky ones. The Way We Wa...
• Homer walks dejected through the empty alley] Home
  [voice-over] My marketing plan attracted a record number of police and fire officials....
• Moe: Gee, business stinks tonight. Where's Barney, Lenny, and Carl?
  Homer: Aw, they never come around any more now that they've got their _mistresses_....
• Foreman: [in Japanese] Hello? Homer: Yes. This is Homer Simpson from America.
  Who may I say is speaking to me? Forema...
• Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any more.
  I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you -- especially his children....