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That's Weird. It's Like Something Out Of That Twilighty Show About That Zone.
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Homer Simpson
That's weird. It's like something out of that twilighty show about
that zone.
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror VI
Related:
Marge: [hearing the doorbell] Just a second! Home
D'oh! [whimpers] Huh? [spots a bookcase] I never looked behind this whatchamacallit case before....
Um, it's like, uh ... did anyone see the movie `Tron'?
-- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VI...
Well, I acquired it legally, you can be sure of that.
-- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VI...
Come here, you little raven! -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horro
Television -- teacher, mother, secret lover! -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror V
Marge: [walking in] Homer! Where did you get that?
Homer: [pause] Get what? Marge: That giant donut. Home...
Homer: Man, this place looks expensive. I feel like I'm wasting a fortune just standing here.
[scratches and looks around] Well, better make the most of it....
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard.
And -- and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises -- you got it?...
Hello? Yes? Oh! Heh, heh, uh ... if you're looking for that big donut of yours .
.. um, Flanders has it. Just smash open his house....