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If There Was Any Justice, <my> Face Would Be On A Bunch Of Crappy Merchandise.
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If there was any justice, <my> face would be on a bunch of crappy
merchandise.
-- Homer gripes about Moe's phenomenal success,
"Flaming Moe's"
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