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  Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws....
• Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs".
  But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"....
• Pr. Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible.
  I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick....
• Friday: Freeze. FBI: the jig is up. Abe: All right, I admit i
  I am the Lindbergh baby. Waah! Waah! Goo goo....
• Homer: Well, Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that jury room.
  But I stood by the courage of my convictions and I prevailed....
• Marge: Then how about going as Florida? You enjoy orange juice, old people like you -- Lisa
  Dad, what do _you_ think? Homer: Shh! I'm trying to teach the baby to gamble....
• Marge: You took a new job in a strange town without discussing it with your family?
  Homer: Of course not. I wouldn't do that! [pause] Why not?...
• Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the Police Academy, I thought it's be fun and exciting, like the movie `Spaceballs.
  ' But instead, it's been painful and disturbing, like the movie `Police Academy....
• Marge: The police have such a strong case against Homer.
  Mr. Burns said he did it, they have Homer's DNA -- Lisa...