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• Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs".
  But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"....
• Homer: Which one's Selma, again? Marge: She's the one who likes Police Academy movies and Hummel figurines, and walking through the park on clear autumn days.
  Homer: Oh, yeah yeah yeah. But I thought she was the one that didn't like to be ....
• We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those "Police Academy" movies?
  For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughin', did you?...
• Herman: [ominous] Advance on him, men. Marge: [appearing at the garage door] I don't think that's a very good idea.
  Crony: Oh no, it's Gloria Vanderbilt out for revenge!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Friday: Freeze. FBI: the jig is up. Abe: All right, I admit i
  I am the Lindbergh baby. Waah! Waah! Goo goo....
• Woman: Attendant, I'd like some gas. Apu: Yes, I'm sorry, I do not speak English, okay.
  Woman: But you were just talking to... Apu: Yes, yes....
• Corpral... get me the casette of Spaceballs: The Movie.
• Homer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me.
  So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table....