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Stealing?! How Could You?! Haven't You Learned Anything From That Guy Who Gives Those Sermons At Church?
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Stealing?! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that
guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's-his-name?
-- Homer Simpson
Marge Be Not Proud
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