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• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
• How many punk rockers -- does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: Two, one to put in the new bulb and one to eat the old one....
• How many Belgians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it....
• How many new men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to hold the baby....
• How many Cosmopolitan readers -- does it take to change a light-bulb?
  Two, one to change the light-bulb and one to have an orgasm with the old one....
• How many poltergeists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to unscrew the old bulb and drop it on the floor, one to put the new bulb in, and one to move a few more things about just for good measure....
• How many women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three: one to take out the old one, one to sweep up the broken glass and another to phone her boyfriend to put the new one in....
• How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to check the astrology....
• How many archaeologists does -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to argue about how old the old one is....