How Many New Men -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many election canvassers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They'd just go round telling everyone that it's time for a change but the only way this can come about is if everyone votes for "New light bulb....
How many new men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to hold the baby....
How many Goths -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They prefer everything all black anyway....
How many A&R men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We're not changing any light bulbs at the moment....
How many Yale students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, New Haven looks better in the dark....
How many real women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None: A real woman would have plenty of real men around to do it, and one of them can change the bulb while he's at it....
How many new romantics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to say "Wow, what an amazing concept, man !...
How many Capricorns -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Capricorns can't afford new light bulbs - unless they're a legitimate business expense....
How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they get screwed in the ass instead....