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• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
• How many contrabassoon players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Five. One to hold the bulb and the other four to figure out the fingerings....
• How many neurophysiologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six. One to remove the old bulb and examine it under the microscope to find out what went wrong, one to blow a tube of glass into the bulb shape, one to coil the tungsten wire filament, one to clean up the metal base of the old bulb, one to operate the vacuum pump to get rid of the air in the bulb and one to apply the glue to seal the new bulb into the old base....
• How many Japanese industrialists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three - one to make sure the new bulb is not foreign, one to change the bulb, and one to look into the export potential of the old bulb....
• How many tourists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions....
• How many LA cops -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six-one to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters....
• How many Serbs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in....
• How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two: one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb)....
• How many Apple employees -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Seven. One to screw it in and six to design the tee-shirts....