-- How many
Newfies
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to bite the bulb out of the socket and one to hammer
the new one in. (A stereotype of Newfoundlanders as stupid -
usually told by Canadians.)
How many
feminists
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seven. One to change the light bulb, three to protest
the offense committed by the light bulb in regards to
the socket, two to secretly wish they were the socket,
and one to secretly wish she was the light bulb....
