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• How many assholes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, assholes never see the light anyway....
• How many Unix hacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway....
• How many spies -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Why bother? (I guess the point is that spies like to do everything in the dark anyway?)...
• How many Goths -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They prefer everything all black anyway....
• How many contrabassoon players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Five. One to hold the bulb and the other four to figure out the fingerings....
• How many French horn players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks....
• How many American college football players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!...
• How many NCAA basketball players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it....
• How many Solamnic Knights -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  It doesn't matter. They can't see over the glare of their armour anyway....