How Many Social Scientists -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Blondes screw in back seats, not in light bulbs, silly....
How many gorillas -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...
How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)...
How many jugglers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....
How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, and a lot of light bulbs....
How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...
How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the light bulb and the other four to fill out the Environmental Impact Statement....
How many rec.humor readers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
100-one to announce that it burned out, 10 to agree, 20 to come running in with new light bulbs and screw them in, 9 to screw them in and leave the old bulb in, 10 to ask for a videotape of the screwing, another one to come in a few minutes later and notice the bulb went out again and start the whole process all over again....