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I'd Love To Have My Conk Fixed. It's Too Big. -- Princess Diana
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I'd love to have my conk fixed. It's too big.
-- Princess Diana
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I bet you have fun chasing the soap around the bathtub.
-- Princess Diana, to a one-armed war veteran during a visit to a London veterans hospital...
I have my wedding to prepare, my wife to murder, and Gilder to frame for it.
I'm swamped. -- Prince Humperdink, "The Princess Bride", movie...
Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space -- Diana Black
Abe: And to my son Homer -- Homer: Woo-hoo! Abe: -- and his entire family -- Home
D'oh! Abe: -- I leave these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars....
I love my country too much to be a nationalist. -- Albert Camu
Hi. This is Kevin and Diana's vacuum cleaner. Their appliances have switched jobs again, and I get to answer the phone 'cause my old job sucked.
So leave a message after you hear the beep, and you can be sure it's in the bag....
Homer: [reading the note] Lisa refuses to play dodgeball because she is sad.
[end of note] She doesn't look sad. I don't see any tears in her eyes....
I don't do this for my health, you understand. I do it for the pain.
I *LOVE* the pain! -- Professor Hugh D. Young, quoted out of context....
My cat wasn't broke, but I had him fixed anyway.