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I bet you have fun chasing the soap around the bathtub.
-- Princess Diana, to a one-armed war veteran during
a visit to a London veterans hospital
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Dear Mr. Seldes: I cannot remember the exact wording of the statement to which you allude
but what I meant was that ... a man who calls himself a 100% American and is proud of it, is generally 150% an idiot politically....
Dear Mr. Seldes: I cannot remember the exact wording of the statement to which you allude
but what I meant was that ... a man who calls himself a 100% American and is proud of it, is generally 150% an idiot politically....
I bet you have never seen a plumber bite his nails.