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I Don't Want To Say She Was Loose. I Believe The Term We Use Today Is USER FRIENDLY.
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I don't want to say she was loose. I believe the term we use today is
USER FRIENDLY.
-- Emo Phillips
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I ran three miles today, finally I said "lady take your purse." -- Emo Phillip
I went into Gus's artificial organ and taco stand. I said "Give me a bladder por favor.
The guy said "Is that to go?" I said, "Well what else would I want it for?" -- Emo Phillip...
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body.
Then I realized who was telling me this. -- Emo Phillip...
You know what I hate? Indian givers...no, I take that back. -- Emo Phillip
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body.
Then I realized who was telling me this." -- Emo Phillip...
I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy. -- Emo Phillip
I was walking down the street, something caught my eye.
..and dragged it fifteen feet. -- Emo Phillip...
People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?" -- Emo Phillip