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I Ran Three Miles Today, Finally I Said "lady Take Your Purse." -- Emo Phillip
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I ran three miles today, finally I said "lady take your purse."
-- Emo Phillips
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I don't want to say she was loose. I believe the term we use today is USER FRIENDLY.
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You know what I hate? Indian givers...no, I take that back. -- Emo Phillip
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face.
I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?...
I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed.
So I said, "Get off me, you two!" -- Emo Phillip...
I went into Gus's artificial organ and taco stand. I said "Give me a bladder por favor.
The guy said "Is that to go?" I said, "Well what else would I want it for?" -- Emo Phillip...
The other day a woman came up to me and said, "Didn't I see you on television?
I said, "I don't know. You can't see out the other way." -- Emo Phillip...
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body.
Then I realized who was telling me this. -- Emo Phillip...
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body.
Then I realized who was telling me this." -- Emo Phillip...