If A Kid Asks Where Rain Comes From, I Think A Cute Thing To Tell Him Is "God Is Crying.

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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God
is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him
is "Probably because of something you did."
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

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