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• She's got her lugnuts rattling in her hubcaps.
• Marge: Maggie! We've got a surprise for you. [brings in the cake.
  Everyone takes photos of her, and Maggie gets frightened by the flashbulbs, candle flame, and darkened room....
• Well she got her daddies ca
• Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
• My wife doesn't give me any trouble anymore. She died.
  I had her cremated. I mixed in a little marijuana and smoked her....
• She was so wild that when she made French toast she got her tongue caught in the toaster.
  -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• Gladys: To my sister Jackie, I leave my pet Iguana, Jub-Jub.
  Jackie: Why didn't she just leave me the bowel obstruction that killed her? -- "Selma's Choice...
• Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she hasn't got a lot to say.
• Let art alone. She's got enough guys sleeping with her.