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If My Dog Had Your Face, I'd Shave His Butt And Teach Him To Walk Backwards. -- Jamie Fa
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If my dog had your face, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk
backwards.
-- Jamie Farr
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Honey, if you shave my face I'll never forgive you for it!
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