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• You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years.
  I guess now I'm paying the price. But there's so many things I'll never get a chance to do....
• Laura: Are you all right? Bart's brain: She's beautiful.
  Say something clever. Bart's mouth: [meekly] I fell on my bottom....
• Bart: I'll show <them> who's "just a kid"! Marge
  [calling] Bart, bedtime! I laid out your jammy-jams! -- "The New Kid on the Block...
• I wish <I> had Amoria Phlebitis... -- Homer, "Bart Gets an F
• Lisa: We just want to find a Rabbi Krustofsky. Rev.
  L: Rabbi Krustofsky? Well, I do a radio call-in show with him every Sunday night!...
• What do <we> need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. -- Homer, "Bart the Geniu
• Tony: Pick a horse, kid. We're putting two dollars on the third race.
  Make it a good one. Bart: Eat my shorts! Tony...
• Next, we take some toilet paper, tear off some teensy little squares, and stick one there.
  .. and there... and any place you're bleeding... there....
• You ate my homework!? I didn't know dogs <really> did that.
  .. -- Bart to Santa's Little Helper, "Bart the Murdere...