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If You Have To Swallow A Frog, Try Not To Think About It.
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If you have to swallow a frog, try not to think about it. If you have
to swallow two frogs, don't swallow the smaller one first.
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Did you hear about the queer swallow? He flew backwards for a lark.
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
You can cage a swallow, can't you, but you can't swallow a cage, can you?
Try to swallow at least three times a day.
You may be redneck... if you can swallow tobacco spit and not puke.
Best diet: Eat as much as you want, but don't swallow it.
Publicity is like poison: it doesn't hurt unless you swallow it. -- Joe Paterno
Eat as much as you like -- just don't swallow it. -- Harry Secombe's die
Help a swallow land at Capistrano.