If Your Friend Is Already Dead, And Being Eaten By Vultures, I Think It's Okay To Feed Some Bits Of Your Friend To One Of The Vultures, To Teach Him To Do Some Tricks.

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If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay
to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do
some tricks. But ONLY if you're serious about adopting the vulture.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

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