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It's OK To Wait For Your Ship To Come In, Provided Of Course, That It Was Sent Out In The First Place.
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It's OK to wait for your ship to come in, provided of course, that it was
sent out in the first place.
Related:
Don't wait for your ship to come; swim out to it.
Don't wait for your ship to come in. Row out to meet it. -- Stevenso
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. -- Jonathan Winte
Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast.
You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes....
Next time your in-laws (or other equally likeable sort) come to visit, remember thi
The word visit appears in the Bible describing when the Lord sent the plagues to the Egyptians....
Bart: Hello, there, fellow Shelbyvillians. Martin2
Wait a minute. If you're from Shelbyville, how come we've never seen you at school?...
Where did we all come from in the first place?
Abandon ship! Abandon ship! Women and Mogs first!
Stewardess: [over PA] Attention passengers. Due to our policy of overselling flights, this flight has been oversold.
In accordance with FAA rules, the first two people to the front will be upgraded to first class....