I Guess More Bad Things Have Been Done In The Name Of Progress Than Any Other.

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I guess more bad things have been done in the name of progress than any other.
I myself have been guilty of this. When I was a teen-ager, I stole a car and
drove it out into the desert and set it on fire. When the police showed up, I
just shrugged and said, "Hey, progress." Boy, did I have a lot to learn.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

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