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I Hope That After I Die, People Will Say Of Me: ``That Guy Sure Owed Me A Lot Of Money.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: ``That guy sure owed me a lot
of money.''
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!
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I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.
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I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through their yards, yelling and spinning around.
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I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick "Americans" as their mascot.
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Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
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I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in it, because do you hide from it or not?
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It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Martha cook up about a hundred drumsticks, the the guy at the Marineland says, "You can't throw chicken to the dolphins.
They eat fish." Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them....
Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back.
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Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait.
Not me, you. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...