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  They snuck away when I went into the kitchen to get more lemonade. -- Marge, "Marge Gets a Job...
• When I read some of the rules for speaking and writing the English language correctly.
  .. I think Any fool can make a rule And every fool will mind it....
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• Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy
  because I would have liked to stand up in class and tell everybody, "You can make fun of the Cricket Boy if you want to, but to me he's just like everybody else....
• I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I'm only happy when I worry about stuff.
• Who ran to help me when I fell, And would some pretty story tell, Or kiss the place to make it well?
  My mother. -- Jane Taylor (1783-1824) -- My Mothe...