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• Before marriage the three little words are "I love you," after marriage they are "Let's eat out.
• Cat: My stomach has been pumped and now I'm hungry!
  Man, I just /have/ to eat! Lister: Rimmer's dad has died....
• I feel like a wimp going into a restaurant. 'What do you want to eat, sir?
  Broccoli?' Broccoli's a side dish! Always has been, always will be! -- Denis Leary...
• Love to eat them mousies, Mousies I love to eat. Bite they little heads off, Nibble at they tiny feet.
  -- Kliba...
• Cowardly little runt. When I get a hold of you I'm going to gut you like a fish and drink your blood.
  "I'm gonna rip out your heart and drink your blood!...
• Mommy, I don't like my little sister! Shaddup and eat your dinner.
• Paster Crosstalk: What items are specifically mentioned by GOD as being unclean?
  Now did you know... preying birds... praying mantises....
• Genny: You know, you're probably the best-looking guy I've ever seen.
  Cat: Well, I wasn't going to be the first to say it....
• The pets eat better than I do!