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• I have a box of telephone rings under my bed. Whenever I get lonely, I open it up a little bit, and I get a phone call.
  One day I dropped the box all over the floor. The phone wouldn't stop ringing....
• I say, put Schroedinger in the box and see how HE likes it.
• I bought a blank tape at the stereo store, and came home and put it on my stereo.
  A few minutes later there's a knock at my door. It's a neighbor complaining....
• I support the Marcell Marceau Foundation, because a mime is a terrible thing to waste.
• A large spider in an old house built a beautiful web in which to catch flies.
  Every time a fly landed on the web and was entangled in it the spider devoured him, so that when another fly came along he would think the web was a safe and quiet place in which to rest....
• I owed my friend George $25. For about three weeks I owed it to him.
  The whole time I had the money on me---he didn't know it....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• The price of Christmas toys is outrageous--a hundred dollars, two hundred dollars for video games for the youngsters.
  I remember a Christmas years ago when my son was a kid....
• When I finished school I took one of those career aptitude tests and, based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime.
  -- Tim Cavanagh...