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• Bart jots down a message] Uh huh. New Bedlam Asylum.
  Loves us. Needs us. Fears he may never see us again....
• Man has made his bedlam; let him lie in it. -- Fred Alle
• YOW!! I'm in a very clever and adorable INSANE ASYLUM!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Of course this is true for more general values of 5. -- Cambridge University Math Dept.
• The world 's a stage on which all parts are played.
  -- Thomas Middleton (1580-1627) -- A Game of Chess, Act v, Sc. 1...
• Man: Don't you worry. Your family's going to be here before you know it.
  Patient: Forget it, pal. There's only one way out of here, and it ain't pretty....
• Hello, you have reached the New Bedlam "Wrongly Committed" Hot-line.
  All of our operators are currently busy. Please stand by....
• I went to correspondence school. They threw me out from there.
  I played hooky ... I sent them an empty envelope. -- Baron Munchausen (Jack Pearl)...