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• You should always think for yourself. Believe me.
• Always lick the suction cup before you shoot the dart gun at the TV set.
  -- Proverb from "Life in Hell...
• You know you should be swimming when . . . It always takes you a second when someone says that they hear a siren.
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You routinely find yourself buying (male or female) exactly one less item of bathing apparel than you have previously.
• You know you should be swimming when . . . The lifeguard is getting tired of always having to tell you to come up for air.
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You always sleep *face down* (think about it!).
• Always consider the alternative before making a choice.
• Oh, yes, you know why fish are always weighing themselves?
  Because they carry their scales with them....
• Love was when you thought someone was so great that they should always be happy, and you wanted to be part of making them happy.
  In love is when you feel so good around someone that you always want to be around them....