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• I slept like a baby...with a breast in my mouth.
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• I slept like a baby -- woke up every two hours.
• Mr. Roman: First question. Have you slept with anyone famous?
  Burns: Well, Countess von Zeppelin and I... [catches himself] What in blazes!...
• Lisa: Sorry Dad, I know you mean well. [kisses him] Home
  Thanks for knowing I mean well. -- "Moaning Lisa...
• Do you mean I should just sit down, shut up, and wait?
  Well, I wouldn't have put it quite like that. -- Picard and Riker, "Time Squared", stardate 42679....
• Burns and Jackie laugh] Jackie: I swear, Monty: you are the devil himself!
  Burns: I -- [yelling] who told yo -- oh, ho ho, I, yes, yes, well, I'd say you're an angel, but angels don't dance like that....
• When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well.
  I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I can't come to the phone now, so if, well, actually
  I CAN come to the phone now, I mean, like, I'm at the phone NOW, recording this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're listening to it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're listening to it....