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  -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
• Well, we in the Adder Party are going to fight this campaign on issues, not personalities.
  Why's that? Because our candidate doesn't _have_ a personality....
• If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before you start.
  -- Edmund Blackadder -- Dish and Dishonesty...
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• That's not true! Lord Nelson's got a vote! He's got a _boat_, Baldrick.
  .. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
• Actually officer, if you factor in the earth's rotation, we were all speeding.
• George Bernard Shaw once sent two tickets to the opening night of one of his plays to Winston Churchill with the following note
  "Bring a friend, if you have one." Churchill wrote back, returning the two tickets and excused himself as he had a previous engagement....
• An officer in the US Civil War was inspecting his troops while enemy snipers were active.
  When warned to be careful, he said: Are you kidding?...
• But, Officer, I stopped for the last one, and it was green!