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  Right now, Superintendant Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl....
• Consultant: Someone who knowns 101 ways to make love, but can't get a date.
• LUSER: Someone who picks up a female hitch-hiker walking home from a date.
• Quote #223 [alt.usage.english, Date: 13 Aug 1994 14
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• I told someone I was getting married, and they said, "Have you picked a date yet?
  I said, "Wow, you can bring a date to your own wedding?" What a country! -- Yakov Smirnoff...
• It is better to vote for someone you like and have them not elected than to vote for someone you dislike and have them elected.
• Chandler: Yes, but this is Pete. Okay? He_s not like other people, on your first date he took you to Rome.
  For most guys that_s like a third or fourth date kinda thing....
• What happened to you? You look like either you were hit by a fast truck or had a hot date with Roseanne!
• What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow.