It's Interesting To Think That My Ancestors Used To Live In The Trees, Like Apes, Until Finally They Got The Nerve To Head Out Onto The Plains, Where Some Were Probably Hit By Cars.

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It's interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like
apes, until finally they got the nerve to head out onto the plains, where some
were probably hit by cars.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

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