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Probably The Earliest Flyswatters Were Nothing More Than Some Sort Of Striking Surface Attached To The End Of A Long Stick.
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Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking
surface attached to the end of a long stick.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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