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• Marge: Lisa! Get away from that jazz man! Lisa: But Mom!
  Can I stay a little longer? Can I Mom, can I? Marge...
• Bart: You know, I have this feeling that we forgot something.
  .. Abe: [still on the plane] Aaaaah! Homer: Ehh, I'm sure it's nothing....
• Lisa: [gasps] Ashley Grant! You gave a talk on women's issues at my school on how we don't have to be second-class citizens.
  Bart: [indignant] Mom! How can you leave us with this maniac?...
• Bart: Can you say David Hasselhoff? Lisa: Davah Hassa-hoff.
  -- Lisa learns to talk, "Lisa's First Word...
• Lisa: Dad? Homer: Yes, honey? Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
  Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious talk....
• Homer: Now Marge, "Dear Abby" says seeing films about air travel can calm your fears.
  Ooh! Here are some upbeat titles: "Hero", "Fearless"....
• Marge: Why don't we invite Mr. Bergstrom to dinner?
  Lisa: Oh, Mom! That's wonderful! Can I find out his favorite dish and help you make it?...
• Marge: With Bart gone and now you with your father, I'm not going to have anyone to -- Lisa
  [75 RPM] Thanks mom, bye! [runs out the door] Marge...
• Marge: According to Fretful Mother Magazine, if Maggie doesn't talk at age one, we should consider a corrective tongue extender.
  -- And then she can be the world's youngest Gene Simmons, "Lisa's First Word...