Related:

• I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. -- Steven Wrigh
• I was a tiny baby when I was born. Really tiny. I was breast-fed intravenously.
  I had to have a special nurse 'cause I was so little....
• I own my own body, but I share
• I own my own body, but I share.
• Inside this fat body there's a skinny person screaming to get out. I ate her.
• Lunchtime. My momma used to pack those tongue sandwiches.
  And I couldn't eat them tongue sandwiches. I couldn't eat tongue....
• I have seen these EGG EXTENDERS in my Supermarket..
  .. I have read the INSTRUCTIONS... -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body.
  Then I realized who was telling me this." -- Emo Phillip...