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• When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle.
  They're on TV! -- Homer Simpson There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
  -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• I want to be alone with my thought. -- Homer in "There's No Disgrace Like Home", from The Simpso
• D'oh! -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
• Homer: All right, time for a family meeting. [shuts off the TV] Lisa
  Why can't we have a meeting when <you're> watching TV? -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• I want to be alone with my thought. -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
• Homer: "Sometimes I think we must be the worst family in Springfield.
  Marge: "Well, maybe we should move to a larger community....
• Marge: [despairingly] Homer, you raided the college fund, the TV.
  .. Homer, you're driving a stake through the hearts of those who love you....
• But now it's time to say good-bye. Please get off my property until next year.
  I suggest you don't dawdle - the hounds will be released in ten minutes....