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• I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights.
  I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was driving down the street at 100 miles per hour for no reason.
  The police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Why were you going so fast?...
• I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes!
  Hey, better try the emergency brake! -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy... -- Stephen Wrigh
• I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy. -- Steven Wrigh
• I brake for brick walls.
• I brake for chezlogs!
• I brake for hockey!
• I brake for macro nerds...