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• I was driving my car around, I decided to hook my brake lights up to my gas pedal.
  Just to confuse people behind me. I hit the gas and the brake lights go on....
• I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights.
  Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy. -- Steven Wrigh
• I like to skate on the other side of the ice... I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
  .. I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit....
• My girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone on this tour.
  I said, "the whole time." -- Steven Wrigh...
• A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, 'Why were you going so fast?
  ' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator....
• When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if i'm leaving.
  -- Steven Wrigh...