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• Kryten: You are a sick, sick person! If mechanoids could barf, I'd be on to my fifth bag by now.
  -- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...
• Excuse me, could I please just distract you for one brief second?
  -- Kryten, distracting the Inquisitor in Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
• Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts -- these bend! -- Red Dwarf - 'Kryten'
• Kryten: Ah, Virgil's Aeneid -- the epic tale of Agamemnon's pursuit of Helen of Troy.
  The classic work by the greatest Latin poet who ever put quill to parchment....
• You'll like them... Well some of them... Well one of them.
  .. Maybe.... -- Kryten to Camille in Red Dwarf 'Camille'...
• Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
  .. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
• Kryten: That is the Inquisitor. He prunes away the wastrels, expunges the wretched, and deletes the worthless.
  Rimmer: We're in big trouble. -- Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
• Isn't it about this time your head goes back to the lab for re-tuning?
  -- Rimmer to Kryten in Red Dwarf 'The Last Day'...
• Sir, I beg you to reconsider. If not for your sanity, you haven't even considered the moral implications of your decision.
  You will be joining a society where you will be compelled to have sex with beautiful woman twice daily, on demand....