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Inquisitor: Because, Like All Who Stand Before The Inquisitor, You're Judge Shall Be .
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Inquisitor: Because, like all who stand before the Inquisitor, you're
judge shall be ... yourself.
Rimmer: Oh SMEG.
-- Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'
Related:
Kryten: That is the Inquisitor. He prunes away the wastrels, expunges the wretched, and deletes the worthless.
Rimmer: We're in big trouble. -- Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard and 4 people committed suicide!
-- Lister, trying to persuade Rimmer that he knows him....
Excuse me, could I please just distract you for one brief second?
-- Kryten, distracting the Inquisitor in Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
.. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
Kryten: You are a sick, sick person! If mechanoids could barf, I'd be on to my fifth bag by now.
-- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...
Nyaa. It's the old back firing time gauntlet trick. -- Lister in Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'
Kryten: Ah, Virgil's Aeneid -- the epic tale of Agamemnon's pursuit of Helen of Troy.
The classic work by the greatest Latin poet who ever put quill to parchment....
Some might say that I'm a pretty shallow guy, but shallow guy with a great ass.
Cat, justifying himself. -- Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
Lister: Well, if you've got some amazing secret plan up your sleeve, Kryten, now's the time to mention it.
Kryten: No plan, sir -- no sleeves. -- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...