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Kryten: Ah, Virgil's Aeneid -- The Epic Tale Of Agamemnon's Pursuit Of Helen Of Troy.
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Kryten: Ah, Virgil's Aeneid -- the epic tale of Agamemnon's pursuit of Helen
of Troy. The classic work by the greatest Latin poet who ever put
quill to parchment.
Lister: Yeah, it's the comic-book version.
-- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'
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Lister: Well, if you've got some amazing secret plan up your sleeve, Kryten, now's the time to mention it.
Kryten: No plan, sir -- no sleeves. -- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...
Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
.. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts -- these bend! -- Red Dwarf - 'Kryten'
Excuse me, could I please just distract you for one brief second?
-- Kryten, distracting the Inquisitor in Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
Kryten: That is the Inquisitor. He prunes away the wastrels, expunges the wretched, and deletes the worthless.
Rimmer: We're in big trouble. -- Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
Kryten: You are a sick, sick person! If mechanoids could barf, I'd be on to my fifth bag by now.
-- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...
Nyaa. It's the old back firing time gauntlet trick. -- Lister in Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'
Inquisitor: Because, like all who stand before the Inquisitor, you're judge shall be .
.. yourself. Rimmer: Oh SMEG. -- Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard and 4 people committed suicide!
-- Lister, trying to persuade Rimmer that he knows him....